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Kelly Oxford is . . .A wunderkind producer of pirated stage productions for six-year-oldsNot the queen of the worldAn underage schnitzel-house dishwasherThe kid who stood up to a bully and almost...
Kelly Oxford is . . .A wunderkind producer of pirated stage productions for six-year-oldsNot the queen of the worldAn underage schnitzel-house dishwasherThe kid who stood up to a bully and almost...
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  • Kelly Oxford is . . .

    A wunderkind producer of pirated stage productions for six-year-olds

    Not the queen of the world

    An underage schnitzel-house dishwasher

    The kid who stood up to a bully and almost passed out from the resulting adrenaline rush

    A born salesman

    Capable of willing her eyesight to be 20/20

    That girl who peed her pants in the gas station that one time

    Totally an expert on strep throat

    Incapable of making Leonardo DiCaprio her boyfriend

    A writer

    A certified therapy assistant who heals with Metallica mixtapes

    "Not fat enough to be super snuggly." --Bea, age four

    Not above using raspberry-studded Sh*t to get out of a speeding ticket

    "Bitingly funny. But everybody knows that." --Roger Ebert

    Sad that David Copperfield doesn't own a falcon

    A terrible liar

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  • Kelly Oxford started writing at five years old when she penciled "I had a baby" into her Hello Kitty diary, and she hasn't stopped since. She now writes words that companies like Warner Bros., CBS, and NBC have bought for film and television, and magazines like GQ have published. You can read more of her words online in places like Twitter (@kellyoxford) and Tumblr (kellyoxford.tumblr.com). Born in Edmonton, Canada, she currently lives in Los Angeles with her husband and three children, who all wish they weren't in this book.

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